“I had an interesting gift of Jacks sister”
It would have killed me. The conversation that is. If I hadn’t been protected by my good friend Jack Daniels.
“I sat there, family and friends gathered around, and proceeded to open a small rectangular box. After sifting through the blue paper I found…” she pauses for a moment, laughing slightly at what she’s about to say, drawing out the tension.
“A vibrator.” She finishes.